Eugene Seaman is Creepy!

To my great embarrassment, Eugene "Limp Dick Gene" Seaman is my idiot State Representative. I'm so tired of his bullshit that I'm going to try and keep track of some of Eugene's nonsense here on this blog.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH (THOSE PRONE TO NAUSEA DUE TO MORONIC POLITICIANS) OR FOR THE WEAK OF MIND (THOSE WHO MAY VOTE FOR EUGENE SEAMAN).

Monday, August 28, 2006

Eugene Seaman's Failed "Swiftboating" of Juan Garcia



Eugene Seaman’s hometown newspaper, The Corpus Christi Caller-Times, reported:
During an interview about the race for District 32 State Representative, Republican incumbent Gene Seaman tried to shoot down Democratic opponent Lt. Cdr. Juan Garcia's Naval flight record. 'He's not a fighter pilot,' Seaman asserted."

Of course, Seaman was wrong again! The Caller-Times confirmed that Lt. Cdr. Garcia flew "30 armed missions in the Persian Gulf and served as a top aide to the deputy Commander in Chief of U.S. Naval Forces in Europe. He also served in Operation Allied Force in Kosovo and on the aircraft carrier USS Constellation in support of the enforcement of the no-fly zone in Iraq."

The influential Quorum Report's Harvey Kronberg summed up this issue succinctly:

Then there is Republican state Rep. Gene Seaman accusing challenger Juan Garcia of inflating his military record. Only problem, Garcia couldn't respond to the charge because he was on active duty.

Perhaps Eugene "Limp Dick Gene" Seaman's false mudslinging about Lt. Crd. Garcia's military service shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

One of Seaman's top campaign contributors, as confirmed by the $10,000 payment on Seaman's latest campaign finance report, is Houston's shoddy-home tycoon "Bob Perry, who is known lately for financing a variety of conservative causes including pro-tort reform measures and an anti-gay marriage initiative.... Perry also was responsible for financing the 2004 "Swift Boat" ads that played a part in torpedoing Democrat John Kerry's shot at the White House."

Should we compare Lt. Cdr. Juan Garcia’s military service to Eugene "Limp Dick Gene" Seaman's?

• Lt. Cdr. Garcia spent 13 years on active duty as a naval aviator, after receiving his "Wings of Gold" here at NAS Corpus Christi.
• In each of five fleet tours, he was ranked as the #1 officer in his unit.
• He has deployed to the Western Pacific, to the Persian Gulf twice, and served during the Kosovo conflict.
• He has logged 2,500 flight hours in military aircraft.
• His military awards include the Joint Commendation Medal, two Navy Commendation Medals, and two Navy Achievement Medals.
• During the last three months, while balancing his full-time profession as an attorney and campaigning across the four-county district, Lt. Cdr. Garcia has flown over 60 pilot-training sorties.

After Eugene "Limp Dick Gene" Seaman dropped out of high school, he ducked into the National Guard where he spent the whole time in training and never once left the United States, and after he enlisted, Seaman’s service never involved any risky or dangerous (or important) assignments.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Is Seaman Reconsidering His Vote on Equal Marriage Rights or Is He Still Lobbying for Viagra (or Both)?



Eugene "Limp Dick Gene" Seaman fought against equal marital rights because he says it's a threat to his marriage, yet Seaman doesn't see his shameful Viagra special interest legislation as a threat to marriage.

I see only one threat the Seaman's marriage in the picture, and it ain't equal marriage rights (but Viagra may be involved).

Friday, August 25, 2006

$eaman's $pecial Interest Money

Eugene Seaman’s hometown newspaper, the Corpus Christi Caller-Times reports that Seaman is sucking up all the special interest money he can get his hands on but he’s still way behind in raising funds for his doomed reelection bid.











“Seaman had 58 donations ..................“Garcia has more than 300
from political action .............................donations from some Republicans
committees and businesses.”.................previously in support of Seaman.”

Here are the highlights from the the Corpus Christi Caller-Times report:

“More than 100 people, mostly Republicans, showed up for a recent Garcia fundraiser at homebuilder and developer Duane Scheumack's house in Rockport.

Scheumack voted for Seaman in his past two successful campaigns.… “I just don't know what Gene has done," Scheumack said. "The thing I was impressed with the most with Garcia is his community, home and fireside values. And I sense a great deal of sincerity with this young man." … To hold onto his seat, Seaman must … neutralize dissent among some of his constituents in San Patricio and Aransas counties….

While Seaman denies that he has lost any support, some constituents and political analysts say that after 10 years in Austin he should have more clout than he does. … Texas Monthly senior executive editor Paul Burka said … "He's harmless. Gene's clearly not going to be one of the heavy lifters in the House…."

One issue that damaged Seaman in Aransas and San Patricio counties during his last term, is the perception that he nearly allowed the counties to be annexed into the Del Mar College taxing district without their consent.

Residents in both counties complain that Seaman was weak and would not take a stand against the Del Mar measure sponsored by former state Rep. Vilma Luna, D-Corpus Christi, a powerful Democrat aligned with the top Republican leadership. … "I am sure some people feel like he could have been stronger on that issue," said Republican San Patricio County Commissioner Fred Nardini….

Aransas County resident and Republican Lynn Lee, who voted for Seaman in the past, supports Garcia.

"Del Mar was a great bit of it, yes," Lee said. "I felt he should have taken our side because he had always gotten huge support in Aransas County. In that situation I did not think we should be voted into something where we did not have a say. I now have a feeling that Gene is not aware of what I want."

Aransas County Republican Party chairwoman Verna Yeamans said … she doesn't understand what has turned some Republicans off about him.

"Some have never liked Gene," she said. "I don't know if the Del Mar situation has anything to do with why they want Gene out, but some of the key Republicans are so mad at Gene because they say he lied to them. He said he was not going to run anymore and he ran. If that is all they have to complain about, it's shallow."

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Eugene Seaman is a Limp Dick
















Eugene Seaman (my idiot state representative) embarrassed Texans everywhere by imitating a penis on the floor of the Texas House of Representatives while introducing legislation to make Viagra erection-boosting pills more readily available for limp dicks like Seaman.

You have to see this moron in action. Fortunately, I have a link to the videotape:
click here.